I am so lazy and bored.
Joined on 3/14/17
Defeat Strawberry Clock
Win the game with more than 70 hp remaining
Defeat Pico and Nene
Defeat Dad Clock
Come 1st place on Dad's Chainsaw Carnage
Come 1st place on Big Brown Bary's Death Chase
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Defeat Hansel's brain.